Thursday, April 29, 2004


Very cool animation about, uh, life.
Worth checking out.

State of the Union


The Midget Manifesto

The 50 Worst Films of the 90's??
According to this guy, I like some really bad movies...

i shed a tear tonight...

Much love and much thanks for a great season - Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Michael Finley, Don Nelson, Antawn Jamison, Marquis Daniels, Josh Howard, Eduardo Najera, and Mark Cuban.
Thank You.

Random Shout-Outs to Linkers

Say What?
Fuck Everything
Confessions of a Filthy Angel
Random Adventures in Lameness
Ranting and Raving
One Day At a Time

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

The Children of Iraq

God bless the children.
Ya gotta love this.

Aicha Remix



Punch Girls in the Face...


Girls Eating Sandwhiches...

Women and Dogs...


The Fart Mart...

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Somebody To Love

The Sex Lady

What's Your Rap Star Name?
Dirk Nowitzki's is 'Mista Dirty'.

Friday, April 23, 2004

Pulp Fiction!

These guys play the Pulp Fiction song using only an acoustic guitar and an electric egg beater thingy...
Pure genius.

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The Subserviant Chicken

I thought this site was dumb when it first came out, but now whenever I get bored at work I find myself going back to watch him moonwalk.

Tyson, the Skateboarding Bulldog


Gmail is the shizzle, and Bruce agrees with me.

Helen loves her brother Mike.

Thursday, April 22, 2004


Hey kids, it’s everyone’s favorite holiday. Well maybe no one actually LIKES Earth Day, but at least its not focused around a religion or gifts. Dude, Earth Day sucks. I’m gonna go make my own clothes and continue to protest the War in Vietnam.

What can I say about Earth Day? As George Carlin said “The planet is fine, its the people that are fucked”. Earth has been doing just fine for the past billion or so years, and we don’t need a bunch of washed up hippies to being tell us about trees. So you bitches haven’t had anything to do since Vietnam, isn’t there something better to bitch about?? Go to England and talk about their teeth, go to tell France and tell them they all smell funny, go to China and blindfold them with your own floss, I don’t care, just don’t talk about trees and oxygen in front of me.

Its always funny to see a hippie try to talk about the Ozone layer. They seriously must toke up before they begin talking. “Well the Ozone layer has to fight smoke from our cars…”. So what has the Ozone layer done in the past?? Just sat on its ass and not worry about smoke? What about forest fires? What about volcanic eruptions? I’m sure back when the Earth was young about a million of those happened every year. But nevermind that, hippies don’t want us driving a car. Do you know why they don’t want us to? Because I keep hitting them with my car.

Save the trees? Trees suck in the first place. All they do is hide squirrels. I’m a squirrel-hunter and I don’t like trees harboring all these animals that would otherwise be in my stomach and a few hours later, out my ass. But the tree thinks hes Mr. Big Shit and just gives protection. Ha, that may work for a little bit, until I whip out a giant axe or chainsaw and kick the fucker over.

Just like trees, the Rainforest only harbors stupid things. Panthers and Tigers would look much cooler running around in our front yards then they do next to a bunch of stupid trees and plants. Rainforests also harbors those stupid little tribes that eat people. One time I was walking through a rainforest and one of these cannibals threw a spear at my face. I caught the spear in between my teeth and murdered the whole cannibal tribe. And what do you know…another cannibal tribe came along and ate the unlucky tribe. Its just a whole cycle of bullshit.

Basically, the only reason these tree fuckers want to save the plants to cause they don’t want to run out of weed. Think of a world without trees…no more cars running into them and people dying. In places where trees once were, Pizza Huts’ and Best Buys’ would spring up. Solar power is so efficient that we could power New York City with it, granted the rest of the country would be covered with panels. Who needs farms anyway, all they do is kill plants and make shitty tomatoes. My name is William Whitehead, and I don’t wear hemp.

Found here.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Mark Cuban vs. Donald Trump

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Monday, April 19, 2004

Friday, April 16, 2004

20 Reasons Why I Ruled on April 15th, 2004

1. I missed half of my classes since my last test, slept through most of the review, and did the entirety of my studying while in traffic, driving my way to school, ten minutes late, and still kicked ass on the test.
2. I took a power nap.
3. I left work early.
4. I did my taxes in a library.
5. I drove to Fort Worth to mail my taxes at the post office with the latest pick-up time rather than file them online like a normal person would do.
6. I spent over two hours in traffic.
7. I saw a real live midget.
8. I had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
9. I drove in reverse on the shoulder of the highway.
10. I stole a coaster.
11. I can do switch frontside flips.
12. I hit an Explorer on the windshield with half of a McDonald's double cheeseburger.
13. I ate enchiladas for lunch.
14. I wore my special boxers.
15. I pissed off countless people.
16. I've met Tom Penny.
17. I got drunk in a parking lot.
18. I didn't pee on the seat.
19. I saw Kill Bill Vol. 2 an entire whole day before any other regular person could see it.
20. I'm sober enough to remember driving home.

Thursday, April 15, 2004


The Human Clock
Submit a photo and be known worldwide as The Jackass at 8:08.

The Secret Finger Trick

Beautiful Poetry

Thursday, April 08, 2004


Must see for any System fan.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

I Use MS Paint!!!

Dance Machine

Even black guys with one leg can dance better than me...

The Matrix
Scene done entirely with ASCII characters. Pretty damn cool.

The Singhsons

Make gymnastics interesting.
Gymnastics 2
Bouncy Bouncy
Christina's Nipples
These pictures just don't get old.

Monday, April 05, 2004

April 5, 1994

I have never failed to fail.

Sunday, April 04, 2004



Friday, April 02, 2004

Super Freak

Are you into pissing and shitting?

Bored guy + Video camera = Greatness.
Link from Hip D.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

virus alert

If you have me listed in your address book you might want to scan your shit because I keep getting sent the WORM_NETSKY.D virus. I'm not dumb enough to actually open it, but if it's sending itself to everyone in your address book you could be potentially infecting your mother's, or some other loved one's computer. You don't want to infect your mother, do you?

PC Pranks

Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes