Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Chef Dilly Day!

Dilly got high, went to the store, and came back with pasta and sausage. He's cooking it up for the whole house to eat.

"Good day and welcome to Chateau Dilly, yo," he says to everyone who comes in to see who's using the kitchen.

Dilly's in the middle of a big long monologue that he's laying on everyone who comes in and sits down for a bit. When someone leaves and someone else in the house comes in, Dilly just continues on with his monologue as if whoever's in there has been there the whole time.

"The car never really ran right after that but me and Larkin are still real cool. I've done a lot for him since then," he says when you walk into the kitchen.

"Is there meat in that sauce?" you ask.

Dilly laughs. "Yes Mr. Vegetarian, there will be meat in this sauce. Vegetarians must order from the Tibetan House if they wish to eat tonight." He stirs his pasta a little then continues with his story. "Jenny got out of the hospital about six days later, but it was like two months before she spoke to me. We shared a bed the whole time, but we didn't fuck. When I finally got work she…"

You leave the kitchen and wander out onto the front porch. You're not a vegetarian. Your girlfriend is. But she gets angry any time she finds what she thinks is meat on her plate. And if you ordered a meat dish, she'd get angry at you. So you stopped eating meat around her. And soon you stopped eating meat altogether. Now that you've decided you're going to break up with her when the time is right, you really want to eat Dilly's pasta. But you're not going to. It'll cause a fight.

Happy Chef Dilly Day!


Go be told what to do!

Monday, August 30, 2004

GO OLYMPICS!!!

This picture is currently my desktop wallpaper. Why? Because it makes me masturbate franticly.

Friday, August 20, 2004

The System is Down, Yo


Yeah, my computer's gone el crasho, so I get to wipe everything out and start all over, which is gonna take a while. I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to get to it this weekend. We've got a pretty nice little Saturday planned, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I dunno. I don't know if we'll have enough time. And Sundays are always a mess, I barely have time for personal hygeine between all the meth, porn, and community service. So if you send me something really cool, odds are I won't see it till Monday morning, assuming I make it into work.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

AL-B



Linkin Park vs. Jay-Z, Rage Against the Machine vs. Missy Elliot & Ludacris, Dr. Dre & Eminem vs. The White Stripes, Beastie Boys vs. Beverly Hills Cop, a whole buncha good shit.

Keira Knightley


Click Keira to hear her song.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Found Photos



Yeah, people take some strange fuckin pictures. But then they also decide to share them with the world, most likely cause they ignant, via the magic of Kazaa or the P2P of their choice. And this site goes and finds them for your enjoyment. Yay!

Porn For The Blind

NSFW.

Friday, August 06, 2004

WTF Karate

Backyard Fighting.
Dude fucks this guy's eye the fuck up.

Drinking out of the dog bowl.

I'm riiich biotch!!!