Sunday, September 26, 2004

Bye Bye

I'm gonna be gone for a couple of days, so I leave you with a picture of Furio to think about.
Think about it.
Move yer fuckin mouse already, or Rob Himself will order his little brother's stoner friends to TP your house and poop on your winshield.

Friday, September 24, 2004

Donkey Rhubarb

Dis un's fo Anna. You my girl, Blue!

Video's like 40 megs, so give it a minute or two or three to load. Unless you're on dial-up, in which case you should get a better job so you can afford high-speed.

You MUST worship me on tuesdays after 4pm. That makes my day!

Bad-ass Interpol Remix...

This link is down, e-mail me if you want the mp3. (Untitled - Velapene Screen Remix, 2.8 MB

Saturday, September 18, 2004

My weiner needs more mustard.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

UNKLE

Music For Robots has a dope remix of Rabbit In Your Headlights.

Spongebong Hemppants!

This is Cody in sponge form.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Tuesday, September 14, 2004





Sunday, September 12, 2004

Words of Wisdom From Moby

Read the Goddamn caption I added! Come on, Moby is bald! Is it not fucking obvious? He is BALD!!! HE HAS NO HAIR!!!!!!!! Seriously.

Found at Moby's Journal:

you know what politics is/are like in the united states?
it's like pop-music and/or dating.

example a: pop-music.
republicans are like ashley simpson, and democrats are like radiohead. radiohead fans will forever be mystified as to why someone would buy an ashley simpson cd, but ashley simpson's handlers/managers understand what the lowest common denominator are looking for and they give it to them. radiohead fans think 'that disposable pop music is terrible, and someday people will see the error of their ways and buy radiohead cd's instead of ashley simpson cd's', meanwhile ashley simpson and her managers are selling millions of records.

example b: dating.
democrats are the bright, conscientious, responsible guy in the corner of the party and republicans are the loud, boastful, arrogant guy in the middle of the room. the bright guy in the corner thinks 'that loud guy in the middle of the room is a jerk and eventually everyone will see him for what he is', but the loud guy goes home with the hot girl and the bright guy in the corner goes home alone.

my point?
yes, radiohead are better than ashley simpson.
and yes, the bright, interesting guy in the corner is better than the loud jerk in the middle of the room. but ashley simpson and the loud jerk in the middle of the room know what people want, and that's why they(and the republicans)are winning.
democrats are nuanced and complicated and republicans are simple and sound-bitey.
people want bright shiny simplicity, not dark obscure complexity.
the democrats put their trust in people's better instincts whereas the republicans put their trust in people's basest instincts.
and that's why the republicans are winning, because they're not governed by ideals, they're governed by results. the republicans want to win no matter what, whereas the democrats want to win because the public will, hopefully, recognize the primacy of their ideas.
and that's why democrats are the step-child party. that's why democrats are the avis to the republicans hertz. that's why democrats are the runners up. because the republicans know how to sell and they know how to win.
of course my hope is that the democrats will learn from the republicans and learn how to win.
but too often it seems that democrats take the 'high road' when the noble and effective thing would be to join the battle in the trenches.
republicans are dirty, and will stop at nothing to win. we saw in 2000 that when democrats take the 'high road' that they lose.
so that's the choice, democrats: take the 'high road' and lose, or learn how to compete in the real world and run the risk of winning...
bill clinton did it, and he won.
al gore didn't do it, and he lost.
i hope that john kerry learns from bill clinton...
-moby

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Go Rangers!
So it didn't make Sportscenter, but if you happened to be watching the Fox Sports Net Southwest Sports Report, or TXCN Thursday night when they showed highlights of the Rangers/White Sox game and said that Paul Konerko's fifth inning home run "bounced off the upper deck railing and looks like it caroms off a fan", let me tell you that it didn't "carom" off shit; it fucking drilled me in the arm going like 900 mph. It kinda stung a little.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

GLEN! GLEN! GLEN!

I hope that one day Glen is MY supervisor.

Click to watch the Starbucks commercial I can't get out of my head.

Monday, September 06, 2004

Friday, September 03, 2004

Quite impressive for someone who isn't a Fat.
This Heart-Attack-On-A-Bun is totally legal, yet I have to pay my neighbor who doesn't speak English to get me my Oxycontin from his cousin in Mexico.

Did You Know?

Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in the phrase "I Am Loving It" and spell "Ailing Vomit"? I just learned that today.

The Invisible Mouse Game
Oh my God this is fucking frustrating.

Thursday, September 02, 2004