Friday, November 26, 2004

Fisher Price: My First Boner

Topless girls dancing? Always good. But pay attention to the poor kid behind them.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

My Stapler

Monday I'm going around to everybody's desk at work and making this their internet home page.

Chirpy's Mushroom Mission

So this is like 12 minutes long, and it's really not even funny, but if you ever wondered what it would look like if a bird had sex with a horse, well, it just might look something like this.

Bling Bling

My Precious is a box of Kleenex that I wear on my head.

The funniest thing is that his hat matches Amy's purse.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

I Ain't Dead Yet

Still hurr. Be back. This week.