Tuesday, December 28, 2004

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Sunday, December 26, 2004

This is a bad one night stand.

Merry Christmas

I hope you had a very merry Christmas, or as my Uncle Frank used to say, "Merry Day That Jesus Died", but now as I look back on my childhood I realize that his constant nosebleeds were probably due to more than just Natty Light. So I was really disappointed that no one got me my Midget I really wanted, but Santa did bring me beer and oxycontin so I guess I'll make it through the weekend. This girl has a very nice ass and she wants to show you. I really wish I had this service the past couple nights. I still would've called yer mom though. I would've talked to her real hard. Damn I'm glad I'm not Jewish. Love you!

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Drizzle.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

God's Cruel Joke